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Sponsor Ad Read — Mid-Roll

Daily Reutine

Mobile Poutine · Est. runtime: ~40 sec · Reader: Dwight · Placement: mid-roll

DWIGHT

This segment is brought to you by Daily Reutine.

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DWIGHT

Daily Reutine is a mobile poutine operation serving the greater region from a fleet of seven deployment units.

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DWIGHT

Their signature bowl features hand-cut fries from locally sourced potato flesh, cheese curds produced on-site at the Fur of the Turtle farm, and a proprietary gravy finished with chelonian lanolin.

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DWIGHT

I asked what chelonian lanolin is.

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DWIGHT

They said it's what makes the gravy taste like that.

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DWIGHT

Find the truck. The truck will also find you.

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DWIGHT

Daily Reutine. A HAB end-use disposal initiative. Now with seven units.

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DWIGHT

Visit furoftheturtle.com slash find-the-truck for current deployment zones.

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HAB COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTIVE 7.2 — Daily Reutine is a wholly owned HAB subsidiary. Hosts are reminded that this is not a personal endorsement. It is a contractual obligation. The gravy is, however, genuinely good.