AUDIO PRODUCTION PENDING — Script finalized. Awaiting voice talent. Do not distribute outside HAB Communications.
Sponsor Ad Read — Mid-Roll
Daily Reutine
Mobile Poutine · Est. runtime: ~40 sec · Reader: Dwight · Placement: mid-roll
This segment is brought to you by Daily Reutine.
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Daily Reutine is a mobile poutine operation serving the greater region from a fleet of seven deployment units.
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Their signature bowl features hand-cut fries from locally sourced potato flesh, cheese curds produced on-site at the Fur of the Turtle farm, and a proprietary gravy finished with chelonian lanolin.
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I asked what chelonian lanolin is.
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They said it's what makes the gravy taste like that.
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Find the truck. The truck will also find you.
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Daily Reutine. A HAB end-use disposal initiative. Now with seven units.
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Visit furoftheturtle.com slash find-the-truck for current deployment zones.
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HAB COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTIVE 7.2 — Daily Reutine is a wholly owned HAB subsidiary. Hosts are reminded that this is not a personal endorsement. It is a contractual obligation. The gravy is, however, genuinely good.