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Sponsor Ad Read — Mid-Roll
Horizon Advanced Biologistics
HAB Brand Awareness · Est. runtime: ~35 sec · Reader: Narrator
This episode is brought to you by Horizon Advanced Biologistics.
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HAB is a vertically integrated life sciences and agricultural conglomerate operating across four primary subsidiaries and at least one that we are not able to discuss at this time.
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Their work spans chelonian fiber cultivation, closed-loop dairy processing, proprietary lipid extraction, and what their communications team describes as — and I am reading this directly — "forward-deployed biological asset optimization."
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We asked what that means.
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They said it means what it says.
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Horizon Advanced Biologistics. They are aware of your interest in this content.
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Visit furoftheturtle.com slash horizon-advanced-biologistics. Or don't. They already know.
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